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I love how even in death EVERYONE still hates Heimdall absolutely hilarious. LMAO
@Sonic the handsome hedgehog!“killed them as fast as possible”buddy, have you seen the cutscenes and game mechanics in God of War 3?1. Poseidon has the worst death ever, given that he was slammed into multiple walls, punched repeatedly, got his eyes gauged, and lastly, his head got twisted. 2. Hermes got his legs cut off before his death, so that isn’t fast3. Heracles got his face bashed in repeatedly by Kratos using his weapon4. Helios pretty much got beaten up before getting his head ripped off and it sure as hell wasn’t a quick one either5. Zeus literally gets his ass beaten repeatedly and in the final stage before his death, you can literally spam the button to punch him as many times as you want; you can spam it for 10 seconds or for 10 hours if you could.
@R S no not really Greek Kratos killed them as fast as possible while norse Kratos beat them up for 15-20 minutes
@Sonic the handsome hedgehog! I think you misunderstand me. Kratos could easily wipe out the Norse pantheon without restraint no doubt. I agree. But I'm just saying, for the ish that Heimdall was talking, Greek-era Kratos woulda made him suffer more. Norse-era Kratos focuses more on efficiency. Just a change in strategy is all.
@R S still doesn’t matter old Kratos is stronger than young Kratos dude meaning he didn’t even have to try to get this man to cosplay hurcules so your terribly wrong
@Sonic the handsome hedgehog! M8 Heimdall got his skull bashed into the ground only like 4 times. Not 40 times. Still too easy.
The funny thing is, even though Baldur is able to feel again, now that he's paralyzed from the neck down, he's essentially stuck in the same position as before. Only now is he completely immobilized.
@Milk poisoning edibles or drinks.
@Milk guess she didn't want any kind of loophole causing him to die starting the apocalypse.
@Milk yes but would be numb to everything.
Isn’t he dead?
"What about the Blade of Olympus?""The Blade of What?"*Divine Groans of Anguish*
@Grimm ThrashR Hestia is a sweetheart. Would have been nice if we had an interaction between the two. Kratos hated all the gods but couldn't seem to hate Hestia.
somewhere in the ruins of olympus...Hestia: helloooooo? anybody?? Im so lonely... oo look a wallhanger! *casually picks up blade of olympus*
@Xavier Breum Deororus And Heracles stole Cratus' title of God of Strength if you think abt it.
@TheDomoKing You've stumbled upon Kratos's original domain in Greek mythology. He was the God of strength there and was one of the two torturers of Prometheus.
@Xavier Breum Deororus I feel like Kratos's new title should be the "God of Strength", the strength to protect and the strength to hold back
If you ever make another continuation to this, I wanna see Odin's reaction finding out that the Greek Gods could've also prevented all of this if they just made him forget about what he did.
That's the one thing he wanted. The one thing he kept demanding they do
@IUS Productions Lethe’s mercy, forgetting things that you don’t want to remember
Well if you guys didn't know that in Greek Mythology, The River Lethe can actually remove people's memories just from taking a sip from it or just drink it in a cup. I got this from a video of "The Mythology Guy", you'll learn something everyday.
The worst part is he didn’t even want to forget, he just wanted the constant nightmares to stop.And they didn’t even do that.Granted “killing your family” is worse than “mistreating guests” in Greek mythology so...
I hope he will add in a part where Poseidon or someone else is looking around for Sigrun only to find out that she got revived from G'na who either sits in or is just passing by the room.
I don’t think people who started playing god of war in 2018 realize just how insanely violent Kratos was when he was young and his pain was still fresh.
@Welloe Telloe lol idk what made him think that bc kratos was at an all time high Rated R back then😂😂
@Captain Simp let's seeNorse godsMagni: axe to the faceModi: knife to the neckBaldur: neck snapHeimdall: arm blown off and strangledThor: stabbedOdin: soul sucked outMeanwhile in GreeceAres: stabbedThanatos: stabbed in the heartAthena: impaled by the blade of OlympusPoseidon: beaten, thrown around, eyes gouged out and neck snappedHades: head cracked open and soul ripped outHelios: head ripped offHermes: legs chopped offHercules: face turned to red pasteHera: neck snappedCronos: Nail ripped off, shoulder smashed open, stomach sliced open, crystal through chin and blade in the headHephaestus: impaled by his own toolZeus: punched at full force hundreds of timesGet outta here
@Captain Simp really... you are acting like this... really?
@Captain Simp also dude compared to what Kratos does to the Norse pantheon, yes Zeus is brutal. Norse got off tamed and easy
@Captain Simp let's see theres Poseidon for obvious reasons, Hades soul sucked out and the river styx eating through his guts and skulls, Heracles got punched by his own cratus til he became mash potatoes with eyes poppin, the princess of Poseidon being used to hold up a lever and got grinded to keep a gate open, threw Midas into a lava waterfall simultaneously burning him and turning into gold (hes still alive btw), ripped off multiple heads that being Medusa Euryale and Helios, moved the labyrinth to the point of ripping Daedalus chest apart, might be missing a few
0:48 Thor just sitting there drinking his meed being polite to his father after he killed is so halarious I can't stop laughing 😂😂
@The 24th Colossus Just chilling on a sofa when all you trying to do is chill but everyone around you is aggro 24/7
Mans tired and just needs a drink. Or 500
Heimdall being roasted at 3:00 is gold tbh everything is pure gold in this video
“He sold your J’s for about 150 to some dwarves” hits perfectly because being useless to him, it sounds exactly what Kratos would do
@Alfatazer _ to be fair I doubt the greek gears get destroyed that easily it was downright used to throw hands in war 😂He definitely sold them J's
Sindri actually asks him about what happened to all the high level gear he and Brok crafted in GOW 2018 and Kratos' response was "I used it."
I love how everyone is putting their differences aside to bully Heimdall
“What about the blade of olympus?!”“The blade of what?-“The entire greek pantheon: *UNIMAGINABLE PAIN*
@Sir Smiteful yeah tbh, besides the Leviathan Axe given by his wife, Draupnir’s the only weapon made by someone Kratos would call a friend/ally. I hope maybe all 3 weapons will still exist in the next games.
@Phillip Verano another God of war in Mesoamérica: Anubis to the aztec or Mayan gods :”what happen to the Khopesh of mont-, wait! What happen to the eye of ra?”Mesoamerican gods:“ the eye is useless, So the dog ate it.”All Egyptian gods: ANOTHER EMOTIONAL DAMAGENorse gods: “yep, it’s painful to lose another weapon like the blade of something.”Greek gods in tears: yep
@Sir Smiteful no no no he saw him as a BROTHER
@JohnMasterCheif It’s job is to keep peace, and Kratos still has work to do.
"I OFFER THAT N**GA PEACE AND HE STARTS RAGNAROK!!" this fucking got me. Right at the beginning
You can even see the speckles.
Kratos creating Ragnarok in response to peace is the most kratos thing
The way he says RAGNAROK with his whole chest AND body is what sends it.
Ares: So he just stabbed you in the neck?Modi: Actually it was his sonPoseidon: THERE’S TWO OF THEM NOW?!
As in there are now two things out there killing gods
@Genya Tusamaki 1219 sorry my english not so good i thought there was aa 3d
@Toni Sadiraj i think he mean since kratos had a daughter and now he has a son which ares was already dead before atreus was born.
“Give back my son or else you will meet the god I once *was* ”
“Problem is they call you Allfather but you got sonned by a dwarf” had me in tears.
@Gabb Policarpio brok was dead before the war
@Gabb Policarpio He was. Permanently.
@Genocidal Squid Brok was dead when Odin was defeated. Or was he?
That's what comes next
Poseidon's shit eating grin as Odin choked out Ares had me laughing
This channel gives more respect and personality to Poseidon than the game ever did.
The rage screams while Odin was choking ares😂knowing Odin he would be hot as hell finding out his entire existence went to shit because of ares terrible decision making😂😂
Odin: Wait, aren't you alive? Weren't you helping him kill us?Sigrun: YUP! PEACE!*Flies away, you can then hear Kratos laughing in the background as Sigrun tells stories about the room.*
1:18, The Aesir having the chance to see just how much worse Kratos was for the Olympians and trying to console them is so great. And the Olympians learning that Kratos either lost, ditched or apparently didn’t even need most of the equipment he snatched off of their corpses was even better.
@TRVPMUSIC he would done him more dirty than Hermie's
@Water Pillar lmfao especially Heimdall GOW3 Kratos would have did him mad dirty 🤣😂
@BardOfBoars *IGNORE MOON MAN. HE'S JUST A DIRTY KONG TROLL.*
@GayPrideTransPride lmao go outside bro
@Peter White That would be interesting. The leftover Greek Gods acting as gods of other pantheons.
Everyone: "Oh my god!"Kratos destroyed these people so hard, they started believing in Jesus.
this is actually a great video for how long you can keep it going and it not get boring. people don't create videos this long anymore with this much substance. their own attention spans for creating videos has lowered. great job tho
Bro this is fuckin spot on. Great understanding of both mythology and game plot. Perfect. Could not have imagined better myself. I need this animated asap
That “who tf is mimir🧐🤨🤔” hit HARD😂😂😂Edit. And it only took 4 weeks to make GAME OF THE YEAR. If you reading this can I get a PRAISE KRATOS for the vibes??
I was all like "Okay, yeah, Odin would do that, no need to laugh" but then Poseidon came in wearing those glasses and i lost it!
Heimdall: I'll dodge your every blowPoseidon: I will literally drown you.
Odin after watching the Game of the year awards. "Not. One. Word."
This man is a living legend.
1) choking Ares out on sight? Priceless2) Poseidon now becoming the God of Disrespect''? I salute you, sir.3) The Furies trying to blow up the spot? Comedy gold4) Elden Ring showing up at the end? Totally unnecessary pettiness... BUT I'LL ALLOW IT!!
Congralutation on your 1k like
It was 100% warranted
The Elden Ring joke would've aged very poorly if GOWR won GOTY. But the fact it did win GOTY this year makes it even funnier.
2:56 i cant tell wether they are dissapointed by them not knowing what it is or for kratos not bringing it at god of war 4 and 5
0:20 kills me every time😭
"I want him here when I win Game of The Year."Genshin Impact:
Some one needs to animate this
I think the best part is seeing the Norse realize “Oh, Kratos could have been SO much worse. Thank god for therapy”
Who is this? @5:14
@Silas Thor had a death wish. Mans knew he was a rabid dog needing to be put down.
And at the start thor was trying beat it out of him
Lmao the gods saying “thank god” is ironic
@SonDjUchiha the bit about the blades always coming back in the books is mentioned in conversation with Atreus.
This was genius You’re a genius.
Watching this video after playing god of war ragnarok makes this 10x funnier😂
my favorite part about these kind of content creators is that imagine how weird it must look seeing someone just running around his room with like 15 different outfits.
Love how Thor calls Odin out for being a hater.
Kratos briefly being beaten by Sigrun brought Poseidon's gouged eyes back out (from his brain) in sheer amazement! I love this detail, man. Thanks for the GoW skits, I dig 'em!Edit: Poseidon don't really need to see, for the most part cuz he could just use the water within people to feel something. I guess that's how he felt Heracles' hand in the last skit, did y'all know?
Theseus always blocking the door😂
@Brody Ratliff yeah in pretty that was the joke
I like to think poesidon just knew Hercules would try to pull that kind of shit
6? I'd argue elden ring was THE game for 8 months , ragnarok's a great game and it generated a lot of hype , but elden ring is almost perfect
That ending 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even though they are all the same person the acting is so amazing that it seems like there all different people! 10/10 amazing video keep it up!👍
“i’d spit on ya face if i could see you” had me dawg 💀
I love how Poseidon had it the worst and yet, he's the most chill guy in there!Love both of the videos man, they are both on point :D
Probably humbled him down lol
@Thabang Sibanda I know kratos beat zeus to death but that's the only thing he did to him... Poseidon had no beef with Kratos and got his eyes removed and a broken neck. I said that in the sense of Psoeidon had no beef with Kratos, got his eyes and neck removedWhile Zeus who had done all the craziest shit to Kratos only got his ass beaten.. That's why I think poseidon had it the worst
@Maul the second worst death is when Kratos killed his half brother Hercules. While Poseidon was smashed on a rock once or twice, punched a few times and eyes destroyed and neck snapped which is very cruel. I argue that Hercules had it worst than Poseidon. When Kratos was done with Hercules he literally didn't have a face, he was completely unrecognisable, Hercules face was beaten with his own weapons so bad that Kratos destroyed the floor they were fighting on, Hercules literally didn't have a face anymore, Poseidon lost his eyes? Got beat a few times? Hercules lost his entire face and half his of his head😅. That is far worse than what Kratos did Poseidon.
@Maul what do you mean Kratos didn't beat Zeus to death when that's exactly what Kratos did to him? Did you really play gow 3?.... Anyway you could beat Zeus as much as you want by spamming O for as long as you want, kratos beat Zeus so bad that the screen turned completely red with blood, meaning that Kratos eyes was completely covered by Zeus's blood from beating him so bad, that is far worse than what he did to Poseidon. Poseidon's death was merciful as compared to what Kratos did to Zeus, in the end Kratos broke Poseidon's neck, making it a quick death, while Zeus was fisted to death which is far more cruel.
@Thabang Sibanda Kratos only beat Zeus. He didn't beat him to death, took his eyes, or snap his neck all at once.
I offered that fucker peace, AND HE STARTS RAGNOROK!!Sums up the game in 4 seconds
It’s funny Poseidon says it was “racially motivated” because Spartans, despite being under the Greek banner, are not actually Greek. Their whole cultural identity is based around being foreigners occupying Greek land. Heh
I love how Odin says oh my god 😂
Kratos: “I don’t practice Racism. I practice Violence.”
“I spit on your face if I could see you” Poseidon didn’t have to disrespect Heimdal like that bro ☠️
Yes he did
To be fair, Heimdall's a jackass and definitely deserved that. I mean it's no wonder why kratos killed him so violently, and why all the other gods treated him like crap.
fr he has so much control over water and he would just spit
poseidon reaction always god me dead and my god odin must have choked the shit outta hades lol mans was catching his breathe for like 5 minutes
crazy because they actually won goty
The ending hits so much harder after ER won GOTY xD
Now, i'm more hyped for the part 3 of this if they make a part 3 in this arc of God of War.Cory Barlog if you see this, please, i need more MalsWRLD Poseidon bitching out all of those gods.
I love that Odin does practically every horrible thing he did mostly to find out what the afterlife was like, and in the end, it’s some dude’s office where everyone looks the same.
@T Kurzro you the biggest cornball. Shut yo shitty ass jokes up lame headass.
Odin fearing death just to break the fourth wall and be shitted by Elden Ring...
Low budget in a nutshell
@Vicente Huerta No I doubt that and that was never confirmed
@T Kurz How was that even a running joke, tf?
"Every time you speak you prove that you are a mistake," Sums up my life
"This fight temporarily cured my blindness, so she got it"Subscribed
i like how 'who the most disrespected" became a competition to them 🤣
I like how all the gods agree Sigrun is unequivocally a badassMals must've had some bad PTSD from fighting her.
No matter how many enter that room, it's nice to see that poseidon is still considered the most disrespected boss.
@Lobomaru02 that's why it was racist
@Vicente Huerta Poseidon's only crime was being in Kratos' way. Kratos' had no beef with his uncle, but the _second_ Poseidon chose to step between Kratos and Zeus, Kratos' decided, "so you have chosen death."
@andydandy23 his step mom who literally caused all his pain and grief. But yeah Hercules just got the shit beat out of him so badly it was hilarious. Poseidon was just a "God damn Kratos" moment
@Random guy on yt racism is plain unthinking hate and spite it doesn't matter if that person is a saint and cured cancer because he is part of his race you will hate and kill this person no matter what that was the level of hate kratos was on and the beat down he gave Poseidon on
@Random guy on yt it’s mostly a joke but if you want to go into it, Poseidon race is a titan so Poseidon is asking if it’s racist.
So glad I watched this after I platinumed the game haha
That game of the year clip hit different rn😂
I want Kratos to pay these guys a visit, that would be funny (maybe a part 3?)
Man , the end aged like fine wine.
I personally love how Poseidon is just sitting there smiling like he knew Kratos was gonna go to rack more gods
Got me dead over here
I read it more as satisfaction from hearing Ares getting strangled.
@Karam Yaghi i think its cause in the first episode he is the one thats angry at ares. Seeing Ares being choked brings him a huge amount of satisfaction.
@Crystal Blade lol
@Crystal Blade hellos had his head ripped off
HE PREDICTED GAME OF THE YEAR 😭😭
Not really everyone knew Elden ring is gonna win.
I beat gowr and can finally appreciate this video 😂😂😂
0:08 Honest to god, this is waaaaay too good, man. I have no idea how you're doing this, but you are amazing!
THAT ELDEN RING BIT GOT ME CRYING
"Everytime you speak, you prove that you're a mistake" that sounded so much like ingame Odin's voice. Well done.
In the manner of principle to Kratos: You talk shit, you get hit. In this case, Hermes got his Js taken and Heimdall got his horn taken. Sucks to suck.
What does Hermes And Heimdall had in common? They both cocky, they both hard to hit and both their deaths were extremely satisfying
I was about to comment this! That line was delivered so good! Just like Odin, damn!
@Infinite Content Lol
Poseidon just be roasting everyone like he's making a holiday dinner!!!
Damn he called it at the end
can't wait to see you in the next couple of years when you do the egyptian gods
2:18 Geez, I wonder who's fault's that for *stares at Zeus* 👀
funniest part ''3:00-3:05'' i'm dying
I love how Poseidon just smiles at Ares getting choked out by Odin. Deserved.
@Samuel Wells I don't think you're on the right video.
I love how he just knows despite being blind
Absolutely deserved. I love how the smirk is just “Ah. This is beautiful to hear.”
What song is this
I think he just smiles cause he got blinded bye Kratos and thats why he has the glasses
The amount of times I watched the first 15 seconds is crazy lmfao 😂
These game therapies are amazing man i love them
yo i LOVE that every time Heimdall says anything, everyone instantly shits on his day🤣🤣🤣
Kratos uses Mimir's headHelios: First time?Medusa: I should ask that question
Euryale: I will back you up on that.
One more thing that disrespects Helios, is that you can actually use Mimir as an attack. Kratos holds Mimir's head up so he can shoot a Bifrost laser that actually kills enemies, instead of Helios' flash.
@HaloXclusive and a golden tongue, that just doesn't stop!!!
And he gives you good advice. You can't beat it.
@Gipsy danger, americas monster he will use that silver tongue
@Blood Drawer And also one of Kratos' friends, to add.
God I love these type of videos, I loved your ''all of the greek gods after fighting Kratos'' video and this one. Both masterpieces, you deserve way more subsy
She’s valid ! Had me in tears
This is extremely hilarious
im still gonna say itkratos was way more brutal back then than he is now
I love how magni says to posiden “i bet yours wasn’t that bad” and he is in complete horror when he is shown the video
@nathW00 Heimdall would have got done dirty if he met GOW3 Kratos he got off way to easy 😂😂
Poseiden definitely got it the worst of all the gods after the initial defeat. I remember playing GW3 back in the day wondering how much longer I was going to have to pulverize that fool until he was dead.
People hate ocean god
@nathW00 yeah, it wasn't personal, just business!
Legend has it that Icarus is still falling as we speak
2:48 Bruh I felt that plead
1:11 was too funny😂😂
i love how everyone bullies heimdall everytime he tried to speak
I love how you can tell how much time passed, too. Poseidon has gotten over the worst of it, and now just laughs at the other Pantheon's misery, and gets to appreciate someone else hating Ares. Also, his blindness temporarily being cured by Kratos getting the ever living fuck beaten out of him by Sigrun is pure genius.
@DEFC0N ZER0 Ares gonna have a tough time in the afterlife with the dead Gods.
@Stealth Brawler lol your beliefs have absolutely nothing to do with my point my guy. The actual meaning of a god is someone who os omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresence. As the term god, refers specifically to the one of Christian faith. Greek, Norse, and other "gods" are actually called Deities. Which has an entirely different level of context and ability. Right... But turning people to salt/sand/stone pillars is not showcasing omnipotence. Neither is causing a flood etc.And again the very premise of God, is a fallacy, for the points I already mentioned that you seem to somehow think have to do with your own beliefs. Also his own lacky in Lucifer wasn't dusted. He took control of a 3rd of his army, and continues to control the world based on the scriptures. So if someone like Lucifer opposed him in the manner he did and is strill not only living but thriving, what makes you think he can just shit on Kratos who has the power above most deities and certainly Lucifer. It's like you want your cake and eat it too. Either you need to accept that God isn't as almighty as claimed due to the self defeating concepts. Or place him in the realm of deities. Also you may not be aware of this. But Zeus did the whole flood thing too. In which only 2 people survived. In fact many of the biblical tales like this have been done by greek deities and other pantheons. So Kratos has been dealing with people who can pull off Christian gods feats since the beginning.
@zephiro l bro you’re really pulling a 🤓 and acting like I am Christian or believe in god. I don’t care if it’s self defeating because while there’s “something he can’t lift” he’s also turned an entire town to sand/stone, and caused a worldwide flood, and such and so forth. Kratos would get dusted if we took “bible canon” and I don’t believe in the big cheese, if the big G does exist and doesn’t like not being believed in he could prove me wrong later.
@Stealth Brawler Neither is "the G man" His own context is self defeating. Because who created him. If he is all powerful then how would he be able to make something so heavy he can't lift it etc.
@DEFC0N ZER0 There's a theory going around that it'll be gnostic next. That what Odin saw in the portal was Ydalbaoth.
Can we talk about how he predicted the game of the year💀
Ngl I like how everyone just barely tolerate Heimdall xD
0:22 I actually tried to moved my head to avoid the spit coming at me at Mach 6
I never noticed that 🤣
Shit had me dying 🤣💀💯
Fun fact: All of Odin’s ravens are sacrificed children hanged by their mothers and fathers. To be Odin’s little spies think about that for a moment, and every time you kill them you free them from his control.
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Sooo I just started GOW and beat it. Currently killing the Valkyries…..all I can say is WTH lol
That’s why every time I see them I build up hatred, strengthen my axe and throw it as hard as possible
@Abigail Johnson he hasn’t tho……
Wheres the fun part
Man this jump is GENIUS!!!!😂😂😂
“What about the blade of Olympus?!”“The blade of what?”OH MYY GODD😂😂😂
Kratos is the biggest hater 😂😂😂
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@Mystical Arcane nah she didn't, like kratos, he just left it on mt. olympus
Athena stole that shit
The fight with kratos and posedion felt racailly motivatied
the fact that elden ring won is funny lol
I love how Heimdall gets the respect he deserves in this video.Edit: also didn't anyone else notice that Odin grew back his left eye and lost his right one.
He was such a prick of a lapdog, i swear, i cannot express the annoyance.
All the respect he deserves which is none
@Ovain although it was kinda nice to slowly squeeze the life out of that little shit. Literally saw the light go out
@ModernReapers he was stop tryna be diff
@Just a guy with a good photo Just the poseidon?I planned worse deaths for him man, I feel bad letting him die like that. I wished I had the right to choose his death 💀🙏
5:34 this aged like fine wine lol
1:23 they realized that the Norse gods got the mellow Kratos......and Heimdall realised that he got a taste of what the Olympians got because he didn't know how to shut up and use his brain
Slight taste, he was choked. If he were to taste the olympian treatment, it will be more brutal than what kratos did to the olympians.