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Becoming GOD In Spore Was A Mistake - Spore Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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  • Published on Feb 1, 2023
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  • The Spiffing Brit
    The Spiffing Brit  2 months ago +6810

    *oh my where did all the different native alien species go... They must have just disappeared. No warcrimes detected at all!*

  • megamaniak27
    megamaniak27 2 months ago +14084

    This video is the perfect embodiment of the phrase: ''You can’t truly call yourself “peaceful” unless you’re capable of great violence, if you’re not capable of violence you’re not peaceful, you’re harmless"

  • PuzzlingToma
    PuzzlingToma 2 months ago +2215

    The consumer of tea is unironically the coolest looking space ship i've seen in a spore video

    • daddy7860
      daddy7860 Month ago

      Looks like a Reaper

    • Albion
      Albion Month ago

      @bpotato pataton nobody said he created it.

    • bpotato pataton
      bpotato pataton Month ago +6

      But he didn't create that ship, he took It from the sporopedia 👁️👄👁️

    • Dazz96
      Dazz96 Month ago +2

      @Big 9 Thanks for mentioning Terashd I love watching his videos

    • DrSNAFU
      DrSNAFU 2 months ago +13

      It looks.... Vorlon, which terrifies me even more.

  • Square
    Square 2 months ago +621

    I remember as a tween spending months curating the perfect specimen in spore. Then grudgingly campaigned against the grox just to get to the center of a Tootsie pop. Only to now witness a true master at play lol.

    • Stefan K.
      Stefan K. Day ago

      @Square w

    • Point-Five-Oh
      Point-Five-Oh 28 days ago

      @Limulus polyphemus Speedrunning to the center is actually kinda easy. If you stay as a military species, your ship will have enhanced HP and energy. Just buy a few recharges and some repair kits and once you get access to like 2 of the upgrades for your travel distance, you can just click your way to the end. Doing it the intended way is the hardest part. You were meant to have several planets and several different types of spices generating income for the empire and you were supposed to do a bunch of other things, but why bother when you can just click to the end.

    • Limulus polyphemus
      Limulus polyphemus Month ago +2

      I played this sooooooo much as a kid and I still have never gotten to the center of the galaxy without cheats

    • UtubefukU
      UtubefukU Month ago +5

      Use Omatic to set your "Staff of Life" permanently at 99, allowing you to instantly terraform all planets in the galaxy forever

    • Square
      Square 2 months ago +6

      @Springtrap’s Grin Enough to write a lil peep song.

  • Zargark
    Zargark 2 months ago +902

    Can’t believe that it turns from a survival game to a space management game like stellaris.

    • The Dutchinator
      The Dutchinator 27 days ago

      @Frocco Thank EA for that, they killed Maxis, the production company that made Spore. They're not sorry and they'll do it again

    • BurningFyre
      BurningFyre 29 days ago

      @jam no i think he was doing a whataboutism. Like, you cant call this game bad because another bad game exists. Which is still wrong, but not comparing the two.

    • jam
      jam 29 days ago +1

      @BurningFyre did he just compare this game to battlefront 😭I been laughing for 20 minutes straight

    • BurningFyre
      BurningFyre Month ago +1

      @Stettafire yeah ill get right on that

    • Stettafire
      Stettafire Month ago +1

      @Bophades Modern warfare hardly counts. Awful corporate garbage

  • ohiorushbaby
    ohiorushbaby Month ago +287

    Back in the early 2010s I was super into Spore and completed the game legitimately. I had to max out my stats and badges, but as a result I had a fleet large enough to take on the Grox and destroy their planets on the way to the center of the galaxy.
    Never got around to using the Staff of Life, I don't remember if that was a later edition or if I missed something about it.
    Wish they would give Spore a re-release.

    • UtubefukU
      UtubefukU 5 days ago

      @Joshua Spath
      Elysian Eclipse.
      Also, take a look on "Thrive". It's an open source free game. Since it is developed by volunteer programmers for free, up to now it still only has the cell stage - but oh ho boy, what a cell stage it is. Give it a try, you wont regreat it, it brings the cell stage to a hole new level of evolution

    • Anarcho snowflakist
      Anarcho snowflakist 5 days ago

      @Joshua Spath I'll look it up thanks, there's also a smaller game called adapt by slug disco (small indie studio) which is basically a newer version of the game

    • Joshua Spath
      Joshua Spath 5 days ago

      Look up eclisian eclipse. Not sure if I got the name right. But it’s on steam and it’s a game that aims to be “the spiritual successor to spore”. No where near done but it looks good thus far.

    • UtubefukU
      UtubefukU 7 days ago

      @Anthony Ortiz
      Omatic? Well, consider it the "Cheat Engine" of the 1990's. Buy hey, it still works perfectly, and it's far easier to use.
      It's a cheat program, just download it from Google. Im... Im old. I used to use it for cheating very, very old games. You just put the value you wanna cheat, for example, Staff of Life (42), change the value, for example using 2 or 3 of it, type the new value some 3 times and voilá, you can type in the new value you want it to have. So, just set it to 99 (and click in a small buttom to lock it).
      By the time you get the Staff of Life, I dont even consider it cheating at all, since there's nothing really to do in the game anymore, so I just use it to fool around, seed tons of planets and upbring new space civs from Monoliths just for fun, and then I ally them and fund their new emperial expansions... At that stage I like to play the "Precursor race" of the galaxy.
      Give it a try!
      (Or you can also use Cheat Engine, your call. But Omatic is so much easier)

    • Anthony Ortiz
      Anthony Ortiz 7 days ago

      @UtubefukU What is Omatic?

  • Stoneworks
    Stoneworks 2 months ago +2429

    Spore was my childhood, glad to see you coming around to break it

    • ☯Zen☯
      ☯Zen☯ 2 months ago +1

      Pretty sure it was your mom that broke your childhood

    • Maurony
      Maurony 2 months ago

      @Stoneworks! Fancy seeing you here.

    • Taylon
      Taylon 2 months ago

      @Dpb756 *you're

    • dukeofthedance
      dukeofthedance 2 months ago +2

      @Michael Simao Mine was Echelon and Labyrinth on Commadore 64

    • Jeffington122
      Jeffington122 2 months ago +2

      @E E

  • Alexander Sergal
    Alexander Sergal 2 months ago +202

    Your creature was really good at penetrating enemy defenses. Even the most un-impregnable fortresses couldn't hold up to the true power of your creature.

  • Marcus Sherlock
    Marcus Sherlock Month ago +77

    The tribal stage was (to my own personal surprise) my favourite. As for the space phase, what I really wanted to do was become a race of esoteric genetic engineers. Unfortunately I encountered a bug in my game in which using the creature editor on a life-form in the space phase would, upon exiting the editor, cause the planet I was visiting to immediately explode. I mean, free planetary destruction for a civilisation archetype that lacks it, but my dozens of friends and allies would invariably declare war on me and my new and wonderful new life-forms would go extinct in their first minute of existence.

    • NoESanity
      NoESanity 2 days ago

      maybe you shouldn't have stuffed so many explosives into the animals you were modifying. just a thought.

    • Obi-1 Kenobi
      Obi-1 Kenobi 4 days ago

      Just like qu from all tomorrows

    • Cosmo Cat
      Cosmo Cat 12 days ago

      So glad I’m not the only one who loves the tribal stage. That and the civilization stage have always been my favorites, but I feel like everyone seems to hate them for some reason

  • Six hat Zac
    Six hat Zac 2 months ago +283

    As a Fellow Tea Drinker I can confirm both Grimsby and Skegness are "biological Deadends". Had me howling.

  • Jacob Chavera
    Jacob Chavera 2 months ago +237

    This man is single-handedly keeping the stock images industry alive.

    • CallMeSilver
      CallMeSilver 2 months ago +6

      Him and "I Go By A Lot Of Names" are doing god's work

  • OHM-968692
    OHM-968692 Month ago +22

    This game is actually so good! Definitely deserves a part or remake!

    • OHM-968692
      OHM-968692 Month ago

      @czudntknw Awesome to hear that! Will check it out!

    • czudntknw
      czudntknw Month ago +2

      The original creators have been working on a new game, without Maxis/EA this time. They're still working on the first phase though, so it'll take a while before it'll be finished. It's called 'Thrive', available in early access on Steam.

  • Denny_DamnsonZA
    Denny_DamnsonZA Month ago +12

    I beat Spore once ages ago. I took the full military route. God was it painful. I got planet destroying weapon and auto guns that would shoot enemies attacking me while travelling. I went into every single Grox planet between me and the core and dropped the planet killer on them. It took ages and was not rewarding at all.

    • Comm Scan
      Comm Scan 23 days ago +4

      Honestly surprised you didn't start a campaign of climate warfare, terraforming Grox planets to destroy their colonies then claiming them for your own.

  • LivingDeadGurlXXX
    LivingDeadGurlXXX Month ago +47

    This game was just amazing. It was soo fun. The DLC was fun too. Too bad they don't remake this game. With a new plot etc. I'd love to play...

  • CptVodka
    CptVodka 2 months ago +75

    9:30 seems like it's even teabagging the enemies. It's the power of tea.

  • Min Song
    Min Song Month ago +38

    Him: you guys probably hate the tribal part
    Me in my mind: the 2nd stage and the tribal stage are my 2 fav stages

  • heartlessmushroom
    heartlessmushroom Month ago +12

    "You are, consequentially, evolutionarilly going to die"
    That line was raw.

  • Robert Booth
    Robert Booth Month ago +5

    Honestly when i played spore i thought the first 4 stages were my favorite and the space stage was annoying just because there was too much going on. I dont want to have to save planets from ecosystem destruction shits annoying

  • CWG Prism
    CWG Prism Month ago +32

    I didn’t even know this game had other stages I always just go full aggressive the whole time

  • ZumoDePapaya
    ZumoDePapaya Month ago +14

    You did well by giving yourself good wings and feet before tribe but missed some stuff. Basically your only goal before tribal stage is to get best feet and wings, random omnivore mouth, most charms possible and charge and spit. Should also attempt to befriend some strong species to get 3 apex party members, as they will become your pets in tribal.

  • TheOrangeGalen
    TheOrangeGalen Month ago +4

    Technically have beaten Spore before. Found a wormhole that took me pretty close to the core, but straight in the middle of Grox territory. Couldn’t do the 1 mission they offered me because I had to go through their territory and they started blasting. Eventually had to cut a swath through the Grox until I could make a mad dash to the center. So I just need to find Earth and kill the Grox.

  • dean mckellar
    dean mckellar 2 months ago +238

    Congrats Spiff, you have literally manifested an entire civilisation into the meme of "I am going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found."

    • Rattvisa
      Rattvisa Month ago +1

      @DataDemon Gaming or the "bomb" part of "friendship bomb"

    • DataDemon Gaming
      DataDemon Gaming 2 months ago +6

      That gun being the Grox lmao

  • DubiousN00B
    DubiousN00B 2 months ago +16

    This is absolutely terrifying and hilarious.

  • Choknm2
    Choknm2 Month ago +3

    I remember playing this 7 years ago, this brand back so many memories

  • sucram
    sucram Month ago +6

    every time i watch one of your videos i feel like i’m in a stanley parable simulation. thank you for the content.

  • Justin Barnesson
    Justin Barnesson Month ago +4

    This is of the first pc games i played like 18-19 years ago still love it wish they wold make a new one

  • anonymous-77
    anonymous-77 2 months ago +17

    Heya, I don't know if this is true, but I somewhat remember befriending an alpha and finding an epic of the same race; that was green relations as well. So after some dancing, I had an Epic and an Alpha following me. Might have been a dream but who knows!

  • Flygoniaks
    Flygoniaks 2 months ago +1226

    I want to point out something VERY funny Spiff glossed over: Allying with the Grox causes _every other empire in the entire galaxy_ to declare war on you, even the empires you haven't met.

    • Termina
      Termina 18 days ago

      @New Guy I think that may be a glitch, the wiki says the Grox should never attack you if you somehow manage to ally with them

    • Termina
      Termina 18 days ago +1

      @Osama Mahmmod apparently the Grox aren’t supposed to attack you if you ally with them according to the Spore wiki, so maybe it was a glitch

    • AD Tillion
      AD Tillion 19 days ago +1

      @Paul-Stelian Olaru No, if you want to conquer them, you have to manually take over every single planet. Otherwise you have to keep doing alliance activities to keep them from falling back into hating you.
      However, if you do conquer their last remaining planet, they disappear from your entire game, so best to not save afterwards, or else your future games will not include any Grox quests.

    • Paul-Stelian Olaru
      Paul-Stelian Olaru 19 days ago

      @AD Tillion Ah so you don't just gain their entire empire like what I understand of the other ones from this video?

    • AD Tillion
      AD Tillion 19 days ago +2

      @Paul-Stelian Olaru It’s usually the planet closest to the centre. However, there’s nothing special about it in terms of diplomacy/conquest. Anything you do on any of their planets will work. Once you take the homeworld over, the next closest planet becomes the new one, just like with any other species.

  • TG37returns
    TG37returns Month ago +8

    I feel like every spore video I have watched has a British narrator witch makes it 1000 times better

  • B. Robertson
    B. Robertson Month ago +3

    Played Spore when it first came out... Made it to the Space Stage and almost immediately lost interest. Didn't know there was a true ending.

  • Hugh Hephner
    Hugh Hephner 2 months ago +10

    I spent weeks trying to defeat the groxs completely to realize that you had to download a mod to be able to get to one of the star systems it was unreachable so I never completely killed them off but I almost did

  • YeetMstr
    YeetMstr 2 months ago +152

    I remember doing a religion run the first time and exploiting it in the same way.
    First run I ended up getting the "Rolling Thunder" Achievement and asking myself "Isn't that how you're supposed to do it?"
    I finished it in like under 20 minutes

    • Sasha Is Weird
      Sasha Is Weird 2 months ago +20

      @CoolTemmie99 It’s an achievement for beating the civ stage MUCH faster than was intended.

    • CoolTemmie99
      CoolTemmie99 2 months ago +5

      What does rolling thunder do?

  • William Johann Weinschütz

    I've playied SPORE for 15 years none stop and thats the freacking first time I see the actual endding!

  • LemonatoR32
    LemonatoR32 Month ago +1

    I beat Spore once by buying a bunch of heals and just brute forcing my way past the Grox.

  • Damien McGirl
    Damien McGirl 2 months ago +130

    I want to point out that in the animal stage, if you gather different species then progress, you'll start with pets in the tribe stage. You can start with the max pets immediately

    • Mr. Meow
      Mr. Meow 2 months ago +2

      as a challenge i like to try to gather the rogues and have them as my bodygaurds/pets in the next stage

    • TentaclesMod
      TentaclesMod 2 months ago +2

      @Damien McGirl right. It's been a while since I last played Spore.

    • Damien McGirl
      Damien McGirl 2 months ago +11

      @TentaclesMod actually they don't revive if they die, they revive with you when you die. So it's best to gather 3 rogue creatures (that 250 HP is god tier even in tribal stage)

    • TentaclesMod
      TentaclesMod 2 months ago +12

      @Jed Bex Whenever you befriend a species, you can invite them to join your pack. They even revive with you if you all get killed.

    • Jed Bex
      Jed Bex 2 months ago

      How do you gather other species?

  • Griffin Hatchling
    Griffin Hatchling Month ago +2

    I loved this game, I even made a gryphon once, but I had to finish the cell phase as omnivore to get the beaks later.
    Maybe I'll get it again once it's on sale.

    • MalborBoss
      MalborBoss Month ago

      Fyi its on sale right now on steam for 2 dollars :)

  • Joseph Escott
    Joseph Escott Month ago +1

    I remember the hype of this game, and when i bought it and played it, i was so disappointed in myself. I kept playing and playing, hoping that maybe the last stage was where the game really began, and it never it, it just ended.

    • KuroNetwork
      KuroNetwork Month ago

      Yeah, EA buying Maxis bascally killed this game. You can see the detail being removed as you go through the stages.
      Maxis had several games and when Sims took off EA said dump everything.

  • JDLENL
    JDLENL Month ago +2

    of all the horrific glitches like ghost ships or infinite eggs in tribal stage in this game you chose...resetting cooldowns

  • NoName
    NoName 2 months ago +2

    i've beaten spore ages ago.
    Used the same save & exit to reset cooldowns glitch, but with another ability. Electromagnetic wave or so it was called. Disabled all defenses on a planet.
    What can i say, i just enjoyed bombing some cities.

  • Red the Raider
    Red the Raider Month ago +1

    when I saw the spaceship I almost spit my drink and thought it was another evolution and The Spiffing Brit just became a eldritch horror

  • Esdras Kuhn
    Esdras Kuhn 2 months ago +1703

    Angry alien: "You broke the convention!"
    Spiff: "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down"

    • B JAD
      B JAD Month ago +1

      Wtf is this thread

    • Richard Brooks Shnee
      Richard Brooks Shnee Month ago

      @Zedix Remove what is between the commas and the sentence is still a grammatically correct sentence that conveys the same general, yet slightly less detailed, information. The parenthetical comma.

    • Zedix
      Zedix Month ago

      ​@Richard Brooks Shnee I believe you have made a small grammatical error in your comment - the comma should be behind 'that' rather than in front of it.
      Thank you for understanding. Have a joyful day.

    • Jarold Scott Williams.3rd
      Jarold Scott Williams.3rd 2 months ago +2

      Spiff: "Is it a crime if no one told me it was? And why is it really all that wrong? Let me just test it on you, and then you can tell me how you feel about it afterwards. You're perfectly fine with it? Great! A gift of tea? For me? Oh how kind."

    • TheDragonMCA
      TheDragonMCA 2 months ago

      @MawDaws your mom

  • Timo Hess
    Timo Hess Month ago +2

    When I played this I thought it ended with the space civilization somehow cause I couldn't progress further

  • SminceSmeat
    SminceSmeat 2 months ago +94

    I’ve only watched the first 2 minutes but I’m gonna guess you’re gonna go zealot. I love how OP that archetype is, and it’s my go-to, especially when the cooldown on fanatical frenzy resets when you save and reload. The amount of spice you can get from converting T3 homeworlds is insane.

    • Reno
      Reno 2 months ago +6

      I will say Diplomat is better than Zealot in some scenario
      Zealot is the better Offensive Build due to the Red and Green Consequences
      While Diplomat is more Support oriented build since you need Green and Blue Consequences

  • Dylan
    Dylan Month ago +2

    The moment spiff said "name it something to encourage evolution" I immediately thought about Chernobyl...

  • Brandon Love
    Brandon Love 2 months ago +100

    I love how as you said “don’t ask what we did with the other species that lived here” your captain gave a creepy little smile lmao 24:20

  • Sansy_Selam
    Sansy_Selam Month ago +1

    I Didnt Knew Reaching To The Galactic Core Was The End Of Spore. I Just Rushed To The Core While Grox Was Attacking Me And I Made It Out Alive

  • Grove332
    Grove332 2 months ago +1

    Easiest way to win the space stage is to beeline for the galactic centre just ignoring any ships that may try to attack

  • SinnerD2010
    SinnerD2010 2 months ago +2

    The most evil part of this plan, The Didgeri Doing! 🤣

  • Houser
    Houser Month ago +4

    I honestly didn’t even know spore had more than the tribal stage. I’m shook

  • Andreas Lahmberg
    Andreas Lahmberg 2 months ago +4

    24:14
    Lets call it.. The Great Replacement. The game simply timelapsed the decades of new rockets ariving and reproducing at a higher rate.

  • Osowiec
    Osowiec Month ago

    I use the same stratege, but to dominate the grox. But the randoms events are a pain in the ASS. They sometime happens in the otherside of the galaxy

  • WaqManime
    WaqManime 2 months ago

    This proves that there must be God, you had to literally control the creature for it to evolve.

  • Justin BentRails
    Justin BentRails Month ago

    I never allied with the Grox in order to reach the center of the galaxy. I just got as close as I could, and using the fastest ships I could build, and hauled ass before the Grox could attack me enough to destroy me.

  • Fantastic Dan
    Fantastic Dan 2 months ago +423

    My favorite thing to do in the space stage was to visit alien planets and raise the water level up to max, then lower it again. It wipes all the life off and you can take over freely. You get those terraforming abilities before any of the super offensive abilities.

    • Brody
      Brody 16 days ago

      @Empress Davrox that’s interesting. Too bad it doesn’t matter. Spore is dead, and we’ll never see another game so ambitious (got my eyes on that new game based on spore, but with all of the development hell it’s gone through, hopes are tempered.)

    • Empress Davrox
      Empress Davrox 19 days ago

      @Adrobiel I tried that and it turns out the planet it retains it ‘civ stage style’ cities which produce much less spice. Only when you find an empire already there and its the capital do they have more than 3 ‘space stage’ cities, and even they produce less spice.

    • Empress Davrox
      Empress Davrox 19 days ago

      @Brody Cities on capital planets actually produce less, so it ends up rounding to almost the same production. You DO get more storage however!

    • Comm Scan
      Comm Scan 21 day ago +1

      @Adrobiel What I often do is find empires with purple spice home planets, then buy their home planet. Combine this with archetype ability refreshing and cash injection and you can take over a good chunk of the galaxy very quickly.

    • B JAD
      B JAD Month ago

      @findout and generous

  • NOUR
    NOUR Month ago +1

    A brit talking about religion: *cries in athiesm*
    Me, a religious person: here we go again

  • Tyler Wilson
    Tyler Wilson 2 months ago

    Why have I never picked this game up? I’m going to have to play this now.

  • DatMystery
    DatMystery Month ago

    Now give a try to the hardcore mode, exterminate the Grox. Quite fun when you go for full aggressive route

    • Comm Scan
      Comm Scan 23 days ago +1

      Then there's super hardcore, maintain an outpost in every possible solar system.

  • Celestrius
    Celestrius 2 months ago +65

    I love how the first few minutes of game play every species around looks like they're part of the stabby Boi series

    • Mike Hunt
      Mike Hunt Month ago

      Well they're the strongest for a reason

  • Hey hey it's Jae
    Hey hey it's Jae 2 months ago +744

    9:24 Spiff buying the stock images to replace their watermarks with his own was funny enough, but then cutting out a png of the person and leaving those watermarks on is a further step to pure humor

    • Vince
      Vince 2 months ago +15

      When I saw that. I knew something special was coming up. 😂

  • Pancakeslol
    Pancakeslol 2 months ago +57

    Spore is one of those games that is just burned into my brain.
    Ever since I played spore for the first time as a child I have to play it at least once a year, usually around summer or Christmas.
    Its been like this for over 10 years, and I will probably keep doing this into my elderly days.
    Spore is love spore is life

  • Brysn
    Brysn 2 months ago +1

    I have beaten spore, once, and it took me way more than 5 days

  • smellyfishbucket
    smellyfishbucket 2 months ago +1

    youre legally required to keep making spore videos

  • Ray Muniz
    Ray Muniz 2 months ago +1

    Never even played spore. Just watch anything you put out.

  • Sean Williams
    Sean Williams Month ago +2

    This had such British empire vibes🤣

  • Cosmic Turtle
    Cosmic Turtle Month ago

    Definitely ran this strat back in the day

  • Johann Hauptmann
    Johann Hauptmann 2 months ago

    The "Gym lad" part killed me

  • Rafael Alódio
    Rafael Alódio Month ago +37

    I only finished Spore once, despite playing it hundreds of times, the space stage is a real grind.

  • Curtis Alcock
    Curtis Alcock 2 months ago +872

    I always thought becoming allies with the Grox was impossible, they always seemed to completely ignore any attempts. Thank you for showing me the true path becoming a vengeful and truly malicious God.

    • CoolTemmie99
      CoolTemmie99 2 months ago

      @Mister Incognito you also have to do 9t near them, but not on them

    • TedTheSoap
      TedTheSoap 2 months ago

      @Abe Buckingham Before I met them, I had done a ton just expanding and learning about the space stage. Fought some hostile empires, and I found an easy strategy to beat them. I can't recall too much, but I either used bombs or pulse cannon in a driveby on each city on a planet. Of course, it turned out even easier to do it to the Grox. However, the sheer amount of planets and their recolonizing power made it take a dedicated day or two just to going to each system to make sure they were wiped out. I did end up achieving it, and then the next time I allied up with them.

    • Curtis Alcock
      Curtis Alcock 2 months ago +1

      @Eric Lamb yeah, that's what I and probably pretty much everyone did.

    • Eric Lamb
      Eric Lamb 2 months ago +1

      @Curtis Alcock I forgot to mention, they can also give you an ally ship to help you fight, but they aren't particularly stronger than any other ship so not really. Actually, just jumping through their planets quickly is much easier than trying to befriend them, but it does mean having to grind for the strongest ship. You can also terraform a few of their planets and take them for yourself to give you refueling bases, but at that point you may as well just befriend them.

    • Abe Buckingham
      Abe Buckingham 2 months ago +1

      The Grox will start to hate you more the moment you meet them so it's important to choose that moment for when you're ready to ally them. The easiest way to get them to like you is breaking the Galactic Code but it's not required. You can bribe them and do mission just be sure you're ready to start them the first time you encounter the Grox!

  • DANIEL
    DANIEL Month ago

    Wow.. just wow. I learned so much from this! Damn.

  • Bongo Cat
    Bongo Cat Month ago +1

    "meanwhile our tribe is all going to equip themselves with didgeridos"

  • Rich Jenkins
    Rich Jenkins Month ago +1

    I almost want to go back and play this again. Almost!

  • DFTS- ILLusionz
    DFTS- ILLusionz Month ago

    “Chernobyl” - WHEEZE… 😂 man took 90 seconds to get my funny bone. Well done sir. Well done.

  • Jacob Owens
    Jacob Owens Month ago

    "this is a friendly abduction" 🤣 that's the beginning of slavery.

  • C.Q. Cumber
    C.Q. Cumber Month ago

    i like the spamton music playing in the background as you slowly become spikier and spikier, really shows that you’re gonna be a big shot 8^)

  • Artimus Protensor
    Artimus Protensor 2 months ago +1

    The Scientologist Civilization: grants you access to the Lawyer Hut and allows you to subjugate rival tribes by means of the Bizarre Exploitative Contract tool.

  • Akku 4
    Akku 4 Month ago +2

    Now... its time for Spore II

  • Marp Beebop Chickenpox Kaij

    This is the VERY FIRST game in the 2000's that everyone left in the draw

  • Gnordlan
    Gnordlan 2 months ago

    I've beaten it multiple ways, enemy of grox and ally.

  • Esteban
    Esteban 2 months ago +1

    amazing video i have never finished the game

  • Alenthas
    Alenthas Month ago +1

    i've only gotten to the space age and got immediately bored. never ever seen the ending before

  • Capers Simmons
    Capers Simmons Month ago

    So the Kett from Mass Effect Andromeda had the winning strategy all along.

  • Verundanir
    Verundanir 2 months ago +50

    Glad to see someone covering spore. Thought everyone had forgotten about it

  • boweniscool
    boweniscool 2 months ago +35

    I really wished that the game had been as impressive as they waxed on about but I still have had great fun with it over the years lol
    I think.. i Won once, seem to remember just a stupid mad dash through the Grox and getting the staff lol

  • Ignacio De Mello
    Ignacio De Mello Month ago

    I literally used to play exactly like this when i was 10

  • Biggy Brolunch
    Biggy Brolunch Month ago

    Alas, Spiff, you haven't finished Spore until you also wipe the Grox from the galaxy. 😏
    I've done it. I'm stupider for it. Ask me anything.

  • Blake Walsh
    Blake Walsh 2 months ago

    Excellent, a Spiff video I haven't watched yet. *sips coffee*

  • InsertNameHere
    InsertNameHere 2 months ago

    1:19 this joke feels in really poor taste, considering how much of an issue it is that people don’t trust nuclear power, using fossil fuels instead, and how by making fun of Chernobyl you’re really kicking Ukraine while it’s down

  • Gandry
    Gandry Month ago

    “The previous owners no longer exist. What a shame.” Sounds British enough

  • RobbieRobbo
    RobbieRobbo 2 months ago

    I actually have completed it before, I just bum rushed the center of the universe and that was that lol

  • Varpaaton
    Varpaaton Month ago +1

    6:12
    RCE:"The strongest shape"

  • UtubefukU
    UtubefukU Month ago

    I've allied the Grox, I've went to the center of the Galaxy by fighting them thooth and nail, I did it all.
    I once began the ultimate purge of the Grox. But they have thousands of planets, and I didnt have as much patience.
    Use the simple cheater O'matic to turn your 42 Staff of Life into permanent 99. After that, just simply Terraform every single one of the Grox worlds (they die instantly).
    But it's so boring to keep receiving distress signals from your worlds suffering ecological disasters or being attacked by the Grox (or others) when you are thousands of parsecs away.
    But anyway, I created a massive galactic empire spamming thousands of planets, and with hundreds of allied subject species - all of which I "enlightned" myself (using Monoliths, I never allied with anyone that I didnt upbring myself).
    I became the powerful precursor race of the galaxy, the seeder of life, terraforming every single floating rock around.

  • mr pickle
    mr pickle 2 months ago +1

    this made me go and make myself a nice cup of tea

  • Timothy Roberts
    Timothy Roberts 2 months ago +33

    I've beaten spore twice but never like this🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I used the wormholes to get closer and then just flew right through the grox systems taking on waaaay too much damage😅😅
    Also, I've managed to find our solar system (Sol)

    • Mylo Kurtz
      Mylo Kurtz 2 months ago +3

      so cool u actually found Sol

  • daan
    daan 2 months ago

    The spiffing brit: religion is peace full
    Me : ummmm ever heard about a crusade?

  • RADish
    RADish Month ago +1

    Sir, you are an icon to British agriculture

  • Ej Edwards
    Ej Edwards Month ago +1

    Ah yes, Spore. The first and greatest generator of phallic monsters

  • Kalxek
    Kalxek 2 months ago +15

    My greatest spore empire owned multiple entire arms of the galaxy, I had completly exterminated the Grox, and I would start new games and conquer large swaths of Stars so I could go in with my main empire and take it all. Great game.

  • A Table For You
    A Table For You Month ago

    God, I miss spore.

  • evan wiechert
    evan wiechert 2 months ago

    You should wage war against the grox as a god

  • Anubis Fox
    Anubis Fox 2 months ago +5

    I actually genuinely enjoyed the tribal stage and took full advantage of playing dress up lol